Rules: As previously stated

Rules to Surviving in a Zombie Infested World 

           – According to Zombieland

1.       Cardio

2.       Double Tap

3.       Beware of bathrooms

4.       Wear seatbelts

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6.       Cast iron skillet

7.       Travel light

8.       Get a kickass partner

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12.   Bounty paper towels

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15.   Bowling ball

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17.   Don’t be a hero (which later becomes “Be a hero” to save the love-interest)

18.   Limber up

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21.   Avoid strip clubs

22.   When in doubt, know your way out

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29.   The buddy system

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31.   Check the back seat

32.   Enjoy the little things

33.   Swiss army knife

34.   Clean socks

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48.   Hygiene

49.   Always have backup

The Rules for surviving Horror Films

           – According to Scream

1.       You can never have sex

2.       You can never drink or do drugs.

3.       Never, ever, ever under any circumstances, say “I’ll be right back.”

          - According to Scream 3

1.       The killer has to be super human – stabbing or shooting won’t be enough to finish him off

2.       Anyone – including the main character – can die

3.       The past will come back to haunt you

As Detective Mark Kincaid said, “All I know about movie trilogies is in the third one, all bets are off”.

Courtesy of Cheezburger.com

Quote: Psycho

Quotes: V for Vendetta

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. (he carves a "V" into a sign) The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. (giggles) Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V. "

Dogma

Nun: Let me get this straight: you don't believe in God because of "Alice in Wonderland"?
Loki: No, "Through the Looking Glass". That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter," that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or, or with his tusks, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do? What do they do? They, they dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensures the destruction of one's inner being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions, by inhibiting our decisions out of, out of fear of some, some intangible parent figure who, who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says, and says, "Do it... do it and I'll fuckin' spank you."
Nun: The way you put it... I never really thought about it like that before. What have I been doing with my life? What am I...
Loki: Yeah, I know. Listen, my advice to you: you take this money that you've been collecting for your parish, go get yourself a nice dress, you know? Fix yourself up. Find some man, find some woman, that you can connect with, even for a moment, 'cause that's really all that life is, Sister. It's a series of moments. Why don't you seize yours?