Rules: As previously stated

Rules to Surviving in a Zombie Infested World 

           – According to Zombieland

1.       Cardio

2.       Double Tap

3.       Beware of bathrooms

4.       Wear seatbelts

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6.       Cast iron skillet

7.       Travel light

8.       Get a kickass partner

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12.   Bounty paper towels

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15.   Bowling ball

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17.   Don’t be a hero (which later becomes “Be a hero” to save the love-interest)

18.   Limber up

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21.   Avoid strip clubs

22.   When in doubt, know your way out

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29.   The buddy system

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31.   Check the back seat

32.   Enjoy the little things

33.   Swiss army knife

34.   Clean socks

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48.   Hygiene

49.   Always have backup

The Rules for surviving Horror Films

           – According to Scream

1.       You can never have sex

2.       You can never drink or do drugs.

3.       Never, ever, ever under any circumstances, say “I’ll be right back.”

          - According to Scream 3

1.       The killer has to be super human – stabbing or shooting won’t be enough to finish him off

2.       Anyone – including the main character – can die

3.       The past will come back to haunt you

As Detective Mark Kincaid said, “All I know about movie trilogies is in the third one, all bets are off”.

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