I've watched a large number of horror movies recently. And I've neglected to write about any of them... much to my own dismay. So, I figured I'd compile a list and do the shortest summary of each I can muster. I'll throw in a few of my favorite stills (particularly death scenes!) from each to keep it interesting.
Quick-style Movie Review Part 1... GO!
Stung - a stupid rich idiot inadvertently creates giant, mutating killer wasps that attack at a snobby garden party. Complete with awkward early-20's love,a bizarre Oedipus complex (Look at my pretty, goey, wasp mommy - she's so pretty!) and the oddly humorous old guy, this is a movie that would make a fun drinking game. Fun fact - wasp goo looks like copious amounts of cum and snot. The icing on the cake for this one... just when you think its over and our main characters finally get to have unprotected, covered in blood and wasp-goo sex in an ambulance... a severed cow head drops in for the kill!
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| Ruh-Roh.... |
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| I see a bug! |
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She's got a little scratch in her throat....
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Guys... there's something in my eye...
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| Yumm... giant maggot, and its fresh! |
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| Death by Decapitation... from a flying cow head for the win!!! |
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| Killer cow-wasp, complete with cowbell. |
Kristy - Nothing bad has ever happened to a girl - alone - in a college dorm... said no one ever. Welcome to the ritual hunt and kill for an online video cult out to kill the Kristy's of the world (aka followers of Christ - so these crazies are attempting to kill god by killing "pure, blessed" people...). I understand that it is supposed to pull you in by giving the sense that this girl could be anyone - it could be you. Kudo's that she fights back and gets some revenge, but overall I was bored. We only get to see the boyfriend for a brief period, but the fact that he called William Blake a badass and says that poetry is "an experience"... I would have rather the movie been about him. Oh, poor Justine, all alone and sad - you just know something is going to happen, and honestly was rooting a bit for our crazy little psycho-killer (
qu'est que c'est) and her gang of masked hoodlums because at least they were interesting. Watch the last 15 minutes and you'll be good to go.
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| Multiple people offered to help me out, and I was stubborn and refused, now people are trying to kill me... and I'd like to order a pizza please. |
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| Sup - I'm creepy, nice to stalk you... |
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| Do you have any Grey Poupon? |
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| a spiked home run |
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| What happens when you throw water... on sodium nitrate powder? |
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